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جوری ملت رو نگاه میکنم که فک کنن دربست گرفتم !

یعنی عاشق این حرکاتمم

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

ﻫﺮ ﻛﺎﺭﻯ ﻣﻰ ﻛﻨﻢ ﻛﻤﺒﻮﺩ ﺧﻮﺍﺑﻢ ﺟﺒﺮﺍﻥ ﻧﻤﻴﺸﻪ

ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﻳﻪ ﺑﺮﻧﺎﻣﻪ ﺑﺬﺍﺭﻡ ﺑﺮﻡ ﺗﻮ ﻛُﻤﺎ

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

یه زمانی انقد خاستگار بود

دخترا الکی حلقه دستشون میکردن کسی مزاحم نشه

الان آستین مانتو رو تا آرنج میدن بالا

همه ببین چیزی نیست بازم خاستگار نیست که نیست

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

ما یه معلم داشتیم خیلی بچه ها رو درک میکرد

میگفت اشکال نداره درس نخونین جامعه حمال هم لازم داره

تا جاییکه میدونم اکثرا هم به حرفش گوش دادن

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

مورد داشتیم از پسره سنشو پرسیدن

سه سال کمتر گفته

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

یه اصل اساسی تو فیلم های هندی هست که میگه :

نقش اول هرگز در دعوا از بین نمیرود

بلکه از حالتی به حالتی دیگر تبدیل میشود!

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید


ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ

دختره ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﺳﺘﻪ ﻣﮕﺲ ﺭﻭﻱ ﺻﻔﺤﻪ ﯼ

ﻣﺎﻧﯿﺘﻮﺭشو ﺑﺎ ﻣﻮﺱ ﺍﻧﺘﻘﺎﻝ ﺑﺪﻩ ﺗﻮ ﺳﻄﻞ ﺁﺷﻐﺎﻟﻪ ﮐﺎﻣﭙﯿﻮﺗﺮ

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ﻣﯿﮕﻦ ﮐﺎﻣﭙﯿﻮﺗﺮ از خنده ﺳﻮﺧﺘﻪ

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

یه متن خیلی جالبی هست که میگه :

ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻣﯿﻤﯿﺮﯼ ﺧﻮﺩﺕ ﻧﻤﯿﻔﻬﻤﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﯼ …

ﺩﺭﺩﺕ ﻫﻢ ﻧﻤﯿﺎﺩ ، ﺍﻣﺎ ﺗﺤﻤﻠﺶ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺩﯾﮕﺮﺍﻥ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﺳﺨﺘﻪ ﻭ ﺩﺭﺩ ﻣﯿﮑﺸﻨﺪ

ﻭﻗﺘﯽ هم ﺑﯿﺸﻌﻮﺭﯼ دقیقا ﻫﻤﯿﻨﻄﻮﺭﻩ!

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

ترجیح میدم تنها باشم و افسوس بخورم …

تا این اینکه افسوس باشم و تنها بخورم :|

اِع اشتباه شد!

یه لحظه صبر کنید

ترجیح میدم تنهایی افسوس بخورم

تا این که افسوسو تنهایی بخورم؟

فک کنم بازم نشد :|

خلاصه بدونین یه ترجیحی میدم!

بهم اعتماد کنید

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

این بیمارستان واس ماس!

ینی کلش ماس ماس!

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ستاد خز سازی دیالوگ فیلم‌ها!

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

حیف که ثروت ندارم…

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وگرنه مشتمو میکوبیدم به دیوار و میگفتم:

حاضرم همه ثروتم رو بدم فقط یه لحظه آرامش داشته باشم.

خیلی باکلاسه لامصب

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

آقا چرا فیسبوک خلوته؟

آهان یادم نبود شاخ ها دارن پیک شادی حل میکنن

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﻛﺎﺭ اﺯ ﻫﺪاﻳﺖ ﺑﻌﻀﻲ ﭘﺴﺮا ﮔﺬﺷﺘﻪ

اﻳﻨﺎﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﺭاﻫﻨﻤﺎﻳﻲ ﻛﺮد!

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ﺑﺮاﺩﺭ من ﻣﺪاﺩ اﺑﺮﻭﻱ ﺭﻭﻏﻨﻲ ﻧﺨﺮﻳﺪ ﺭﻳﺰﺵ اﺑﺮﻭ ﻣﻴﺎﺭﻩ

جوک,جک خنده دار,جوک خفن,جوک جدید

وقتی دخترها به هم میرسن؟

فرانسوی : خوشحال شدم تو خیابون دیدمت

امریکایی : بسیار زیبا شدی دوست من

آلمانی : دوست من واقعا دلم برات تنگ شده بود

ایرانی : سلام شوهر نکردی





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